Got Shit Hair?


We'll be the judge of that!

If you can answer YES to at least one of these statements
 you are eligible for help at our secret location in Bournemouth Town Centre:

  • Does your hair cause upset unintentionally? 
  • Has your hair seen better days?
  • Have you been told your hair is shit?
  • Does your hair cause small children or animals to laugh or grunt?
  • Was your hair totally rad in the 80s or 90s?
  • Has your primary relationship changed since you last had your hair done?
  • Will your hair come back into fashion if you wait patiently?


Click ^^^ to book your FREE CONSULTATION 
to become a member of our secret salon in Bournemouth Town Centre
and we will reveal our location ;P